PolyWantsACracker Metrics Still Improving after 4 Days

Outsiders might think that headline is a joke, but it actually is notable for a yield farm such as ours to be doing well after 4 days. The general level of longevity in this space is so short that 4 days is amazing! But with over $1 million in native liquidity and $116k in our buyback wallet, we will last a lot longer than that.
Above, DefiYield.app has noted that we are towering above all others in daily stablecoin pool offerings! We have also entered the top 10 on dAppRadar!

Again, entering these rankings after several days in operation is a marvel. It means word is getting around about the fact that this farm really is superior!
We hope that you will stay with us for what’s in store next. You’re gonna shit your pants!
Kurt